The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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