guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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