You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
