11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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