Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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