Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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