U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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