So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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