Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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