lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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