Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.