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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Old men and throwing up are my life now.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights

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• (917): View more from New York City

  But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.

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• (607): View more from New York

  just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?

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