omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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