Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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