Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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