i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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