I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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