there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
