The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What did we do last night that was yellow?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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