If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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