How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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