i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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