I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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