note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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