We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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