Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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