I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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