Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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