Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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