i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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