Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I see more hoeing in ur future
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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