his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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