I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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