why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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