I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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