have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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