if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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