Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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