he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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