have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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