I didn't shave. On purpose
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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