i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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