like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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