I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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