At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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