Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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