He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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