Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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