tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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