S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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