Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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