One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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