Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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