Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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