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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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