i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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