Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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